LIVE AND LET LIVE
(via civilwhore)
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
(Source: khubaani, via thatsthat24)
white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around
Comeuppance 🙃
Don’t see how race comes into this as most poachers are local black Africans - poachers are just dicks in general 🤷♂️
(Source: twitter.com, via lubricates)
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.”
The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.”
And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?“
I thought, “That’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic
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